Whether you like it or not, at some point throughout university you will be forced to work with people in group assignments.
Just when you’re thinking your future lies entirely in your hands, you get thrown into awkward group assignments and told that the success or failure of your assignment counts towards approximately 50% of your semester’s overall grade.
“Great! Let’s get started!” you think, or exclaim enthusiastically. You obviously have no idea what you’re getting yourself into…you’re pretty much stuck with your team for the next few weeks.
Oh, and you’ll probably see them around outside of the group meetup time so it’s best to keep things “professional” in case they accidentally urinated on your jacket the night before. (I was the victim of this horribly true story. The culprit was named and shamed on Monday morning in front of the other team mates. )
Here’s a short guide on the 5 types of people you’ll meet while doing group assignments and how to best deal with them. The sooner you spot them, the easier it will be to work with them.
Team mate no. 1: The (suspected) perpetual stoner
How to spot them: says “dude” alot, smells a little funky, walks around with bongos permanently attached.
Why they’re dangerous: They’ll probably have lots of great ideas, but will also say “Oh… was I meant to do that?” when deadline comes, leaving you and others to pick up the slack.
How to deal with them: Give them a tighter deadline than other group members. When they end up not doing anything or producing something similar to what a 5 year old can do , the rest of you will have some time to fix it before the actual deadline. You can also give them a poor review score at the end of the project if you’re feeling extra mean.



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